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啊！原创小说！很长！很无厘头！15+！三观崩坏！纯英文！

There once was a place quite long ago which the world was split into 3, no more sections. There was the earth creatures, the devil and demons in the underworld and angelic creatures in heaven. There were the prejudice living styles of the 3 sections, the non-sense in earth creatures, the always fighting in devils and the peace and love in angels. Only the ones that have very high personal status in the sections have the opportunity to travel to other sections, one of which is the Goldsville family.

“Ashler, can you not be a loser and have all of the smoke just steaming out your sucking kitchen?” She pointed to a slim king which is cooking on the stove with her freakishly pointy fingernails. “Calm down, Ashlina, you don’t need to kill me for this stupid problem, yes? The kitchen hood is just broken and the person fixing it will be here tomorrow.” Ashler signed and kept on cooking. “So, did you went to your annual body test?” Ashlina got a bunch of vegetable from the fridge to make a salad and rose up her eyes to Ashlers view. “Yes, but the results are not up there yet.” Ashler shrugged his shoulders and looked back at Ashlina, “You aren’t gonna check my health status and do an experiment on me yes?” Ashlina locked her eyes down on making the salad and answered Ashler’s thoughts: “OMG. Really, you think I will screw you up this only one chance in making one little experiment. No, I am too kind for this you see, I will inject you with*, and then cut open your*, and then *, and then*, and at last I will sink your dead body in *.” “Uh, missy, are you okay?” Zero knocked in the door and talked to Ashlina, “Lady, I’ve brought you some good old wine for you and sir to address.” She balled to Ashlina and Ashler and brought two bottles of wine to the table. “Zeralla, please, 3 bottles, Cartifa is coming home today.” Ashlina raised her eye and looked at Zeralla. Ashler came around in the corner getting up the dinner and packing the dining table looked at Ashlina and questioned: “Is he gonna enjoy dinner with us today?” He smoothened his hand in the washer and raised his eyebrow. “Yes, darling. Did you get extra food?” Ashlina looked excitedly at Ashler. “Yes, I thought that you will let him to dine today. It is the really first time that I think I’ve really see him yes?” “Great, Oh! And our parents are coming home too! My mother will be too excited to see my future husband!” It is clearly that Ashlina is happy because she got a huge smile on her face and hugged Ashler on the waist. “Hey, girl, really? You are going to be a wife and you are laying on your brothers back like I am not a full grown up devil man.” Ashler blushed and shoved Ashlina away. “Really? Don’t forget I am a fully grown woman and if I need I will f* you.”

A quick knock happens on the door. “Aah~ where is my baby girl?” Cartifa walks in the door with his medical bag just at the side of his waist. “Baby!” Cartifa and Ashlina happily bear-hugged together while Ashler putting a smile on his face and gently clapping. “Ahh, you two sounds very sweet, there is nothing for me to bother about yes?” He shrugged his shoulders. Ashlina turned her head around looking to Ashler: “Ah! Wait forgot the thing that really matters! Baby, this is Ashler, the nitty witty cute brother that I told you I had, he cooks awesome delicious food and our mother and father is going to be here in a second. My mother is so cute and they are so sweet, like one hundred bags of powder sugar just laying on top of your taste buds without any water. Oh! And brother he is Cartifa, my royal doctor and my husband-to-be!” Cartifa waved his hand gently at Ashler and laughed gently.

There is a knock on the door,  then 2 angles, 2 devils and 3 humans came in. “Hey, guys!” Ashler waved at the door at the door and they just stared at each other. Ashlina slipped out the corridor. “Ashlina!” An angle with white and blue dress and wings bear hugged Ashlina. “Ooh, come on why  are you always like a goof ball Sapphire?” Ashlina sighed but hugged back. Sapphire booked its seat at the table while Zerella offered it a cup of champagne. Ashlina and Ashler looked out of the door and looked at their parents, Karella and Batchler. They are both elder demons and are very harsh at their styles, just being a cold diva. Karella and Batchler went straight into the room and went to the dinner table and talked with Zero. Excusai and Sieja went into the room with Faust all humans and friends together. Excusai and Sieja is a family with Excusai as a politican and communicating stuff with the 3 whole worlds and Sieja a very beautiful girl with a very smart brain and doing the same job like him. Although Faust is a criminal but he is an interesting person and his books is a so fucking interesting. Joana is perfectly a stereotypical beautiful angel and such a diva queen.